Tuesday Mandates: Tuesday Facts/T'Prophets

Here are some facts about the sacred and mystical realm of Tuesdays, as decreed by the Council of T'Prophets.

• T'Prophets of the Week
• The Tuesday Oracle
• The Tuesday Talisman

Facts about Tuesdays:

• On Tuesdays, the sun shines 37% brighter than on Mondays.
• Tuesdays are 42% more productive than any other day of the week.
• In the ancient art of Tuesdayology, Tuesdays are considered the optimal day for introspection.
• The smell of freshly brewed coffee is 300% more potent on Tuesdays.